No Money Heads Up, Everyone's Solid

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What?
How the fuck did he call that? Ugh, then he sucks out. Ah fucking motha, ugh. Ugh.
These chips man, they’re fucking crazy. What’s wrong with these chips? Crazy chips! That’s what I call them.
Man, if they weren’t crazy, they would be like coming towards me in some sort of patternized notion man.

I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

It doesn’t make sense, I’m on the small tables
but this heads up, it means a small table.
I’m really depressed, looking for an anchor
What should i do, stab me in the ankle?
No, I won’t do it, this isn’t my fault.
It’s the government and not enough donks.
The good players just dive bomb and win,
Thinking of a plan when a maniac moves in.

What should i do? Raise every button?
It’s like trying to raise Benjamin Button
He doesn’t grow up, he just gets younger
and after while he slow plays with under.
I’m fucking depressed, working real hard
To be a good player and play with these cards.
And then i realize, I’m not that good
I don’t have a shot so i really should…

I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

Ah man, I’m just too lazy to work hard for easy money.
Jay-gee mofus.
Wanna know something? I have a job.
Unlike like you, I work hard during the day.
So maybe I’m a little lazy, yea?
You fucking degenerate.
God, what kind of cruel asshole would kick someone when they’re down!?
Jay-gee mofus.


P.S. Песня написана по мотивам треда: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/58/heads-up-nl/no-money-heads-up-everyones-solid-704340/
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